And no one has to know.
Pants and bathrooms have been the same for thousands of years.
We're changing that.
You think astronauts have been packing it in every time they've gotten the urge?
It's time we all had access to the technology previously reserved for their galactic ivory towers.
It's one thing to look unbothered, but our team makes sure you smell unbothered too.
We locked an old, old Italian man in a room until he gave us designs worthy of our customers. He didn't leave for 11 months.
That is, until you get a chance to break a pair in.
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